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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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Hott three
Hott three

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Vor 11 Minuten
Dean William
Dean William

yes it was win loose. she lost n he won. get over it, hes been there 2 years n will b there another 2 years.

Vor 20 Minuten
Candy Cane
Candy Cane

For real about the blind people??? Really??

Vor 30 Minuten
Linda K
Linda K

The same Puerto Rico that he didn’t even know what was part of America, is that the one he loves?

Vor 47 Minuten
Marco .Barrios
Marco .Barrios

Don't forget Drumpf is just the symptom; the real problem are his enablers: Millions of proud to be stupid and ignorant people; driven by con men republican/evangelist/ greedy corporate ready to destroy the planet just to fill their pockets. ( The enablers just don´t understand that there is not enough money to buy a new planet once this one is dead).

Vor 2 Stunden
Yourna Mehere
Yourna Mehere

All you need is Jean Grey from X2.

Vor 2 Stunden
TheGamingKid7
TheGamingKid7

4:08 No one wants Jeff’s Job

Vor 3 Stunden
Campy Camp
Campy Camp

IF you voted for Trump you have to take part blame for all the shit that is going on. Also you're dumb as a brick

Vor 4 Stunden
mg try awayne qaBowlby
mg try       awayne qaBowlby

If Truml is ever jailed, can he be sent to a Puerto Rican Prison? Doesn't Trump realize the Justice Department, is a federal executive department of the U.S. government, responsible for the enforcement of the law and administration of justice in the United States? The sad thing is the one good thing Jeff Session's has done gets him in the most trouble. Please Vote Blue for real changes in 2018 and 2020. It matters now more tan ever.

Vor 4 Stunden
UnicornsAreNice
UnicornsAreNice

Holy shit, the writing on this segment is goldener than gold. Y'all scorched the damn earth with these burns!

Vor 5 Stunden
Lose your grip and slip
Lose your grip and slip

I'm still waiting for Trump to announce a competition that he will be holding with all these old men mentioned here. They will be competing to see who has the droopiest, old man's ball sack, as well as who has the most old age spots on their dick.

Vor 5 Stunden
Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

Probs for Hans!! :D HAHAHAHA

Vor 9 Stunden
Alex Devens
Alex Devens

Nothing gets under my skin more than Colbert's Trump impression, it's so unpleasant to listen to, even worse than Alec Baldwin's. Not only is he cringey, he's also offensively unfunny.

Vor 9 Stunden
Alex Devens
Alex Devens

Although admittedly, there were precisely two jokes that did make me genuinely laugh: the "magic gray circle" joke and the "reading by groping" joke.

Vor 9 Stunden
Oshene Campbell
Oshene Campbell

Stephen Colbert.. you gotta LOVE this guy. Every time I watch his show my day is made a whole lot better. How he always ROASTS Trump is the icing on the cake.

Vor 11 Stunden
Todd Remington
Todd Remington

This is the best thing ever. Keep it up Colbert. Been watching since daily show. You da man

Vor 12 Stunden
raul ruiz
raul ruiz

so only 20 died in katrina the rest without resources to stay alive dont count....cause all is for him to not look bad

Vor 13 Stunden
Alessandra Rasile
Alessandra Rasile

This dude in the white house is really stupid. Unbelievable the delusional world this man lives in.

Vor 13 Stunden
Daniel Wolkoff
Daniel Wolkoff

Colbert is sponsored by Chevron, and that sucks. "there is no such thing as climate change", it's just a fucking huge amount of rain.................right Noah?

Vor 15 Stunden
Sheila D
Sheila D

It confirms trump as the worst president America has ever had, shameful !!! #MAGA #trumpism

Vor 15 Stunden
Milo
Milo

You really have to be a pos-idiot to be a trump supporter.

Vor 17 Stunden
gogotshi
gogotshi

im reading the comments below and many people compare thrump with hitler and Thats an insult.. for hitler.. wich i dont care anyway... Actions do more than words or comments, US people should rise and demand what they thing is right for them.. i think thrump doesnt qualify as a human being he comes from the jurassic way of doing buisness (for me is stealing) he doesnt realize or is icapable to see that this are other times..

Vor 18 Stunden
Mihai-Ciprian Ghilinta
Mihai-Ciprian Ghilinta

What a shit stain Trump is...

Vor 18 Stunden
Gary Perrone
Gary Perrone

That was RICH! Great monologue. As always, funny in a sort of awful way.

Vor 19 Stunden
Delbar Ghahreman
Delbar Ghahreman

I don't watch the news,specifically when Trump is on! Thank you for giving us the worst of a this retarted man the way we can handle and laugh 👌😅

Vor 19 Stunden
Krystal Tomlin
Krystal Tomlin

And next Trump's gonna tells us the Democrats stole his cookies.

Vor 20 Stunden
JODIE LYNNE RAMEY
JODIE LYNNE RAMEY

You were really cruel on Mattis eye bags. Ouch. If you had been talking about me, I would have killed you and then myself. Lighten up Stephen. Very cruel.

Vor 20 Stunden
Bill Baldwin
Bill Baldwin

Our fake president is long overdue for a prison sentence. Bad politics. Pass it on!

Vor 22 Stunden
Graham Burrows
Graham Burrows

Heheheh reading through groping

Vor 23 Stunden
Arthur Watts
Arthur Watts

We can laugh, and Trump is always a good laugh, but I doubt that anyone in New Orleans was laughing after Katrina. Dodgy CGI aside, I'm all for telling people to get out while they still can.

Vor Tag
Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

This makes me not want to see tomorrows tweets.

Vor Tag
Davey Jones
Davey Jones

6 more years of watching you all squirm lmao

Vor Tag
Hexanitrobenzene
Hexanitrobenzene

6:23 Reading through groping :D

Vor Tag
David Edwards
David Edwards

President tRump, telling lies? What a shock that is. He seems to be such an honorable, trustworthy, hardworking president. Desperate to do a good job for the American people. I do not need to stay hear and listen to or read all these insults about the great tRump, so I an going to climb on my unicorn and fly back to my enchanted forest.

Vor Tag
Manuel Gruber
Manuel Gruber

mood tobacco talented opposition turkey green lovely close.

Vor Tag
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

MOD DOG MOD DOG! it is foaming at the tweeter!

Vor Tag
Azure Balmung
Azure Balmung

Was about to be surprised that Trump didn't mention something about Trump Tower not having anyone who's blind, but as Trump does, he took an expectation and made it worse.

Vor Tag
Azure Balmung
Azure Balmung

Jesus christ, don't introduce the idea of reading-by-touch to Trump, now I'm picturing Trump trying to grant approval to a new line of Braille female shorts with the 'dots' across the back.

Vor Tag
Azure Balmung
Azure Balmung

Before clicking: How could it possibly be worse. After watching: ....Right, forgot Trump is the champion of new lows.

Vor Tag
Kohlenstoffisotop12
Kohlenstoffisotop12

And Captain Cold Beard struck once again.

Vor Tag
good karma
good karma

LOL! President Trump is awesome! Colbert sucks! Trump for president 2020! keep America great!

Vor Tag
hans meiser
hans meiser

this new beard and then this moses meme...pls dont..pls just shave bruh:D

Vor Tag
Kestrels Call
Kestrels Call

That beard though. 😍

Vor Tag
Brightson David
Brightson David

6:58 Is that "Kendrick Lamar - Humble" being played in the background?

Vor Tag
Angela Burdsall
Angela Burdsall

Stephen for President

Vor Tag
MartaVdz
MartaVdz

OMG even if "just" 18 people died, it´s still a tragedy, not an opportunity to argue about numbers...

Vor Tag
Nicky M.
Nicky M.

That's probably the Architect he just flat out refused to pay. Accepted his work, but no pay.

Vor Tag
Nem Sei o Que Dizem - Podcast
Nem Sei o Que Dizem - Podcast

As always funny show! Love from Portugal :D

Vor Tag
Mr Force
Mr Force

Donny Toadstool

Vor Tag
smackdowner
smackdowner

I always said Trump was a piece of shit but this is a new low for the motherfucker no doubt.Impeach this clown and lock his ass up

Vor Tag
Yujiro Hanma
Yujiro Hanma

politcial propaganda in news, hollywwod, sports and now comedy

Vor Tag
Chisom Anyanwu
Chisom Anyanwu

"But, but, Obama wore a tan suit!"

Vor Tag
Chisom Anyanwu
Chisom Anyanwu

"I do not recall" Jeff Sessions still hasn't been fired after all Trumps trash talking?

Vor Tag
Mino Mohamed
Mino Mohamed

Nobody can't make that

Vor Tag
Alain Archambault
Alain Archambault

64 may have died as a direct result, but those 3000 died due to lack of services. That says volumes about the lack of response, to an island territory that's already in deep debt.

Vor Tag
Merry Walsh
Merry Walsh

Please vote those Trump protectors in Congress out in November. Blue wave!

Vor Tag
iemon
iemon

That suit is dapper!

Vor Tag
Paul Young
Paul Young

Stephen Colbert is one of the worst TV personalities I have ever seen. He should be taken off the air. He sounds very uneducated

Vor Tag
Daniel Wanak
Daniel Wanak

Why did us Christians vote for him?

Vor Tag
hoylemd
hoylemd

# of dead from Hurricane Maria: 2975 # of dead from 9/11: 2996

Vor Tag
Shawna Ajdini
Shawna Ajdini

I'm seriously digging the beard!

Vor Tag
bibi omo
bibi omo

I knew who Trump was way back in 2000 when I read about him. I knew he is incapable of empathy and lack morals. He is dead to me after hearing him say “I will stand in 5th Avenue and shoot a person and I will not lose a vote” .What an audacity! I can’t even fathom that analogy. How can you even support such a person who takes pleasure in harming a person. I am not moved nor surprised by subsequent tweets. It can’t get any worse. Go out and Vote for Democrats if you want Change.

Vor Tag
sUshipenn23
sUshipenn23

Libtard propaganda

Vor 2 Tage
guapoxti
guapoxti

Impeach him now!

Vor 2 Tage
Liz W
Liz W

Trump Tower is decorated HIDEOUSLY. And the food sucks. Prayers for Puerto Rico! I bet there are a lot of deaths still not counted.

Vor 2 Tage
D Neal
D Neal

Just a reminder as some have commented on here; cadet bonespurs coward the liar actually said this DURING 911. A REAL PATRIOT http://people.com/politics/trump-911-interview-building-tallest-lower-manhattan/

Vor 2 Tage
Joshua Ligairi
Joshua Ligairi

"If you've seen Trump Tower, I'm pretty sure blind people decorated it." Savage! 6:54

Vor 2 Tage
shonjayt
shonjayt

Lmao Jon played humble when Steven did the trump tower joke

Vor 2 Tage
Kyle Norris
Kyle Norris

God damn his imitation is spot on

Vor 2 Tage
Joshua Ligairi
Joshua Ligairi

"You'd think Trump would love braille, it's like reading through groping." 6:05 Haha So good.

Vor 2 Tage
joe kimberlin
joe kimberlin

trump is the biggest piece of shit to have ever lived on earth.

Vor 2 Tage
mirinae
mirinae

Trump is just being like he has been his whole life. The real scandal is that at least every third American still thinks that he is a good president.

Vor 2 Tage
Bryan McGucken
Bryan McGucken

Hey, I may be blind but I have much better taste!

Vor 2 Tage
San Fran
San Fran

One've the women who i used to follow on my twitter account was quoted as saying "social media" is "one've the worst inventions ever". Since i had a twitter account too follow women like her (dream come true) i needless to say deleted mine. Imagine that. Its also said the same about the mirror by a celebrity.

Vor 2 Tage
Stewie_21 Parsons
Stewie_21 Parsons

"A man whose eyes count as carry on bags." 😆😆🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!

Vor 2 Tage
Rory Scottish
Rory Scottish

The USA has some good comedians. I hope the storms in the USA calm down.

Vor 2 Tage
Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Maybe the media (ALL of it, FOX too) should have been reporting on that [Puerto Rico] instead of chasing his tweets. I follow Reuters and they never dropped coverage of the tragedy.

Vor 2 Tage
Yvonne Russman
Yvonne Russman

I think that weather graphic is badass. LOL

Vor 2 Tage
Novad selir
Novad selir

I thought the water nation was supposed to be the good guys.

Vor 2 Tage
stan jansen
stan jansen

cool down green running tomorrow notion dramatically float performer highly swear.

Vor 2 Tage
zoyten
zoyten

OMFG HE IS JUST OUTA CONTROL! how in the ass is he still even near the white house

Vor 2 Tage
Linda deLeve
Linda deLeve

Stephen, check out “How to lose 10 years instantly.”......Shave!

Vor 2 Tage
Hima Ali
Hima Ali

So if its an ugly tower thats because it designed by blind people !!?

Vor 2 Tage
Jem Pimentel
Jem Pimentel

What a vile, despicable human being.

Vor 2 Tage
dav ep
dav ep

Moses cam!

Vor 2 Tage
bree
bree

OMG I loved Sen Rand Paul impersonating, I fell over the chair fitting in laughter

Vor 2 Tage
Jack Shite
Jack Shite

I wonder if space force will be able to fly over the wall? Lol

Vor 2 Tage
Mr. Roboto :]
Mr. Roboto :]

Come on now, we say his tweet can't get any worse than the last but we all know that's a lie!

Vor 2 Tage
Sálly A.
Sálly A.

What's with all the hosts growing beard? First Steve Harvey and now Stephen 🤦‍♀️😂

Vor 2 Tage
DANIEL AND JB ARE MY LIFEU
DANIEL AND JB ARE MY LIFEU

I can sense Stephen Colbert anger through my phone screen •_•

Vor 2 Tage
Kadlin
Kadlin

Everyone is growing a beard...I shall now grow a Viking beard.

Vor 2 Tage
Richard Abeysinghe
Richard Abeysinghe

For those saying this is political manipulation, the Puerto Rican government organized the latest study whose results corroborated 2 previous studies including one by Harvard. So if you can't accept that then you might as well ignore everything else in modern life and go live in the forest.

Vor 2 Tage
Ares Apollo
Ares Apollo

I think Donald Trump`s point is that if It where Barack Obama, the numbers would have stayed at 6-18 casualties as a result of the storm and it would have died in the media at the time at those numbers. But since almost everybody in media want`s to take a stab at Donald Trump, those numbers of 3000 surfaces. He is just defending himself. He did do a lot for Puerto Rico if you look in to it.

Vor 2 Tage
viktor1496
viktor1496

Bull...Shit Nobody said those deaths were the fault of trump, they were objective statistics. Then Trump started congratulating himself on the great job that he did and started denying thousands had died because of the disaster. And THAT is what ticked everyone off bud. As many Americans died as on 9/11 and you didn't see Bush going around denying the death toll.

Vor 2 Tage
Paul Dixon
Paul Dixon

Capone got 11 years , how long will Manafort get ? Paul

Vor 2 Tage
Michele Sànchez
Michele Sànchez

Yes, and I watched yesterday, that FEMA guy, say inexplicable reasons for the death tolls,(spousal abuse)! Why can't he say that even though we had two major hurricanes hit the Island the response has been poor. Why can't he say that, instead of insulting us?

Vor 2 Tage
Bushido Brown
Bushido Brown

The Garbage pale pops

Vor 2 Tage
Bushido Brown
Bushido Brown

👀🎒 check in

Vor 2 Tage
Bushido Brown
Bushido Brown

president trump is similar to the Hulk in the hot tub Rare trump doesn't deserve uppercase

Vor 2 Tage
Encaru
Encaru

That blind joke is not cool.

Vor 2 Tage
Robert Kenny
Robert Kenny

I think Stephen is slowly transforming into Jon Stewart.

Vor 2 Tage
Work4Love3000
Work4Love3000

Was ist das Attorney General?! OMG! I lost it! LOL!

Vor 2 Tage

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